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hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.
Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.
by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015
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hurt butt strut

When you have been sodomized so hard that it makes you walk funny.
Brad got fucked so hard he's doing the hurt butt strut.
by Big Daddy Koon July 2, 2017
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Every September 18th you can’t hurt your siblings
Hey it’s national don’t hurt your siblings day!
My brother can’t hurt me now!
by My_Sis_Is_Crazy September 18, 2021
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stummy hurt

When you have so much money you can rub your stomach with it and say “my stummy hurt”
Playboi carti is rubbing his stomach with a bunch of money saying “my stummy hurt”.
by Yung Millah July 13, 2018
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grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people

a famous line said by the legendary scout of tf2 in his own meet the video
grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR June 5, 2022
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so hard it hurt

when your penis (diiiiiiick) is in the vagina (pussssssy) and it's going really good and your penis gets so hard it actually hurts you
gage: dude when me and sara had sex last night my dick got so hard it hurt!!!

sawyer: no way bruh
by i know everythinggggg April 3, 2017
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The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery
Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!
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