Humpkin

A pumpkin with a large hole in the middle for your johnson

“my peter is officially inside the pumpkin, fuck yeah humpkin time”

by Liwimouse December 8, 2024

snuggle humpkin

"Snuggle Humpkin" is the seemingly cute nickname attributed to a halloween date rape.

1: Yo, did you see that girl in the cat costume last night?
2: Yeah man, she was messed up!
1: I think she was roofied.

2: Just another one lost to old man snuggle humpkin.

by Elyasis November 2, 2013

Country-humpkin

Good looking country music artist who emulates a country-bumpkin.

Jason Aldean is kinda a hillbilly but there's something about him that makes him, all, you know, country-humpkin.

Did you see Luke Bryan on that awards show last night? What a country humpkin!

by GoodGolly December 18, 2012

humpinothers

Eskimo word for a person you are with but not exclusively.

“Hey man, so what are you and Cathy?”
“Oh we’re just humpinothers.”
“ So it’s not too serious?”
“No not really”

by GingerMain March 1, 2018

Humpin'

Slang, possibly from the end of World War II, but it was certainly used by the US Army during the Vietnam War. It means a heavy or awkward load in adverse or difficult circumstances.

When they first heard it, the expression “humpin’ the pig” the word humpin' caused a certain amount of consternation among reporters (see humping). The pig in question was not a pink bacon producer or an officer of the law but nickname for the M60 machine gun, so the grunt they were interviewing would have been a machine gunner.

by AKACroatalin February 1, 2017

Pillar Humping

In World of Warcraft, in arena matches, to use pillars or other terrain to obstruct line of sight, thus restricting ranged attacks. This often results in long games or a defensive stalemate.

I hate fighting 2 v 2 against a pillar humping druid. Those games can last an hour.

by na-Mhoram October 16, 2008

humping

Rubbing your crotch against something for stimulated arousal and oral pleasure. Examples include humping your bed, the couch, the floor, pillow humping, and especially humping the body of another person.

He started humping her to prepare his libido for their big intimate session together!

by playitcool_dave November 13, 2020