Humpin' the crumpet

1. Light-hearted joking
2. Lube-less anal sex
Closest synonym: joshin'

Don't get offended, bro. I was just humpin' the crumpet.

I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.

by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) December 16, 2018

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1. The demand of a faster pace or to get moving
2. To make Haste or Godspeed
3. To get shit done
Usually said to someone who may display qualities of sluggishness or lack of motivation.

EX. 1 Hey idiot you better get humpin' that bear isn't done chasing you yet!

EX. 2 You better get humpin' if you want to get this done early

by Dr. Lambchops March 31, 2008

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Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch!

From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.

look at the word dumbass

by Supa Genius July 13, 2004

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When an unfamiliar guy (a.k.a. "chump") comes up behind a woman on the dance floor and starts grinding away on her behind, waving to his buddies, getting off on the fact that he'd never be able to get this close otherwise...

"Lisa, I gotta get off this dance floor - there's this guy that's been chump-humpin' on me all night and he's creepin' me out!!"

by Miss Aim October 16, 2008

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dry humpin

the practice of pretending to 'shag' by humping while keeping the clothes on, by grinding the pelvic areas.
usually attempted by horny women or horny drunk men, not realising the clothes are still on

basicly.

'girl was dry humpin me before i could get em off!'

by irish 88 October 6, 2006