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squirrel humper

A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.
Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"
by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020
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Urn Humper

A woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. Then after his death uses his memory
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.
Teresa always mentions Mike even though he has passed. No hiding their relationship.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.
by Mr. Craps March 1, 2014
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Humper Sticker

A tatoo above a womans pussy or pubic area. Opposite of a tramp stamp.
"When I seen her tramp stamp I thought she was easy ,but when her shorts came off I seen her humper sticker read next"
by tewsday June 21, 2010
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urinal humper

A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his pissing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant "Baby Huey" style jock strap cup, or humping an enormous porcelain goddess who's had a building built around her with only her peculiarly shaped vagina exposed...conveniently in the men’s washroom.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.
Hey dude, it's called a urinal, not a sperminal...it's for pissing in you freak'n urinal humper.
by Proper Pisser December 10, 2008
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helper shakeup

When an elevator apprentice or group of elevator apprentice act as if they know anything and or everything causing the mechanics to "shake up" the help for a new, handsome and more respectful partner.
Fucking helper lost my 9/16" wrench again! Time for a "helper shakeup!"
by Jstick July 27, 2017
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Helper Syndrome

A deep-seated defect of character originating in childhood, resulting from incompetent parents who are most often addicts who have neglected the child’s emotional needs and caused the child to shoulder the bulk of the responsibility burden, making them the de facto parent.
Yup, I can thank my Helper Syndrome for making me a world class chef, an incomparable race car driver and not least, a highly lauded prison psychologist and behavioral researcher, all before I reached the age of 10.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019
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Jim Halpert

Jim Halpert? He's the most delicious snack I've ever seen.
by MaggotyFoods June 20, 2019
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