Kory Holtzer

A handsome young man that is very smart,strong,flexable, and knows how to charm the ladys.

Well none other then the Kory Holtzer.
also known as (twinkle toes)

by Jacob H. January 12, 2005

howitzer

A Howitzer is a powerful, automatic loading artillery cannon. The current artillery in the USA military is the M109 Howitzer. It is mobile and can fire many, high explosive rounds at far away targets. Howitzers are generally used for support or to soften up an area before said area is invaded.

Before the massive assault on Fallujah during Operation Iraqi Freedom, starting in November of 2004, Howitzers fired many rounds at strategic targets to soften up the area, then fired during the invasion when soldiers needed support.

by TI November 13, 2004

Spicy Howitzer

Fisting someone's asshole with sandpaper and Indian curry

Jim cut in front of Joe at lunch. Joe promptly have him a Spicy Howitzer

by FOTV June 1, 2015

halitzer

Tactless, loud, self-obsessed rock band.

The halitzer at the show last night emptied out the whole floor.

by The Scenester September 22, 2008

hognitzer

a huge fucking zit generally located in an unorthodox area such as the nape of the neck,ass cheek(making sitting difficult),or temple(resembling a horn).

"ouch, did you see the size of the hognitzer on mike's neck? I think it has it's own pulse.

by ryan meske March 13, 2008

street howitzer

A shotgun, usually a twelve guage

ill take the 9 mil, u carry the street howitzer.

by utizzle January 11, 2008

Boner Howitzer

The Boner Howitzer was originally a concept invented by two kids in Kentucky. Its origins can be traced to a combination of Jewish-based hilarity and Penis-based comedy. The two came together to form the "Boner Howitzer". Typically, this is used as an expression of something being funny.

This term has also been used to describe a post-medieval style cannon shooting what appears to be a large phallus ejaculating upon itself at extremely high speeds.

Guy 1: "BONER HOWITZER!"
Guy 2: "WTF?"
Guy 1: *chuckle chuckle*

by Bhowitzer69 April 29, 2009