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A Housewife is a woman who has chosen to not work outside the home for money, but rather devotes all time, energy and love into creating a safe, warm, clean home for her family to grow and thrive. She cooks, cleans, does dishes, laundry, childcare, shopping, countless errands and careful money management all while supporting her family and community through community service work, volunteering and general parenting. Commonly referred to as a stay at home mom or homemaker.
After earning her master's degree she left her career after five years to be a housewife and mother.
by MEd Mom April 27, 2016
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Clunky Housewife

A clumsy, awkward, yet attractive woman.
Boy 1: Dude, Mrs. Turner is a total MILF!
Boy 2: Yeah but she is such a clunky housewife.
by ClunkyHousewivesAnonymous June 25, 2010
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The Real Housewives of Covid

A newly created version of the popular TV show, portraying the fear, isolation, child problems and psychological meltdowns that are part of this Pandemic Life.
The Real Housewives of Covid is an oddly claustrophobic depiction of home life without hair salons, lunches with friends, gym bodies and those titillating references to extramarital flings!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020
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Houseish

Being intelligent, drug-using, sarcastic, talented, insensitive, narcissistic, misanthropic, a jerkass, or in any other way greatly resembling Doctor Gregory House. Can be an expression of admiration as well as derogation.
- Wow, you're so Houseish!

- Imma go take some vicodin.
- Dude, don't be so Houseish!
by lerandomshizz. June 20, 2010
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Houseism

n1: the distinct doctrine, cause, or theory of Dr. Gregory House
2: telling it like it is
The most infamous houseism is "Everybody lies".
by GREEN_LOVER October 5, 2009
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Real Housewives of Covidville

Another incarnation of the ultra-successful Real Housewives media machine located in some Anytown, USA, depicting the household dramas, social isolation and warping lack of structure that is causing mental breakdowns all over the country.
In the last exciting episode of the Real Housewives of Covidville, we were left with trying to figure out who had tried to burn the house down in order to get some hunky firemen over to get some kind of real social contact!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020
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Real Housewives of Orange County

Bravo TV reality program that features a rotating "cast" of materialistic, vapid, alcoholic, selfish women who live behind gates to keep them from bothering other Orange County residents.
I tried watching "The Real Housewives of Orange County," and it gave me a terrible migraine.

Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Like, wouldn't it be great if I could just hook up my boobs to my son's tire pump every morning, then deflate them at night?

Real Housewife of Orange County #2: That would be, like, soooo cool! You could put the needle in your nipple!

Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Now I know why you live in Coto, too, because great minds think alike!
by Chatty Chrissy January 29, 2008
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