House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.

What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.

by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018

house mouse

A stay at home wife/mom who is responsible for managing everything that makes the household run smoothly.

I am lucky my wife is a house mouse, I am so unorganized that nothing would get done without her.

by otothebean March 26, 2016

hoysehouse

An advanced stage of hypothermia caused by taking an ice bath in the Gobi Desert

"Danny? Did you hear that Bob got hoysehouse a few weeks ago? He is in critical condition"

by spicymother lover May 27, 2021

House Mouse

Usualy used in motorcycling circles, to describe a female of questionable virtue, who tends to drift from house to house; bed to bed; person to person. Often repeating themselves throughout the course of a year.

Or

A motorcycle groupy.

"So... your seeing so and so... eh"

"Yeah... I realy like her man."

"Well don't get to attached... she's a bit of a House Mouse... and Kevin just got a new Duc

by schimschone March 12, 2005

House Mouse

A salesperson who get's a lot of house deals from the sales manager. Also known as cheese deals.

The new sales guy has a lot of cars out. It's because he is a house mouse.

by Uncle Redneck June 9, 2018

Housespouse

An update for the times. A significant other that plays the housewife roll without the sexism. The spouse that does the majority of the housework.

I am stuck here working while my husband is away on a hunting trip; I really miss my housespouse!

by Sage Whimsy March 30, 2022

House Mouse

A snitch.

"Better move that fucking contraband. First Sergeant's house mouse just saw you shove it underneath there."

by Doc Soul April 7, 2009