Brown Hound Dog

The unsettling phenomenon of having a 'firmish' turd just barely emerge from your ass which, despite furtive foreshadowing, occurs both gradually and rapidly (simultaneously) at precisely the most inopportune point in time. Once the 'brown hound dog' pokes his head out you are thrust into the most tenuous situation of attempting to coax him back in the dog house (without your eyeballs popping out) a whilst continuing to make a presentation, speaking with a superior colleague in the middle of the lunch line, or trying to maintain that casual conversation with the woman in the Marketing department while on an elevator stopping at every floor.

Paul - Right after lunch Simms delivered the cable we've been waiting for and wouldn't you know it - it was oversized.

Gregg - Aaaa hey dude, listen I really can't talk right now - I gotta brown hound dog poking his head out and I got a bad feeling on this one.

Paul - Huh?

by Goodoldboy66 October 29, 2014

Hound Dog

A sex position where a man or a woman with flat, long, pendulous breasts is the one giving from behind. They lean over so far that their mammaries hang down on either side of the receiver's face, making them look like a hound dog.

I hate having sex with Vicki. When she uses the strap-on from behind, it's an automatic Hound Dog. She needs to keep those things contained! My ears are so bruised today.

by NuttyByNature2 September 22, 2014

houndoggin

Tailing a decent distance in your vehicle behind another( speeding) vehicle in hopes that they'll sniff out a speed trap before you yourself get radar gunned,

I was houndoggin all the way into town behind some Porsche, got here freakin fast!

by moonman2876 October 24, 2011

Hound Dog

An amazing song by Elvis Presley off of the album ‘Don’t Be Cruel’ from the 1950s’

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog Cryin’ all the time

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog Cryin’ all the time

Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine

Well they said you was high-classed

Well, that was just a lie

Yeah they said you was high-classed

Well, that was just a lie

Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog Cryin’ all the time

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog Cryin’ all the time

Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine

Well they said you was high-classed

Well, that was just a lie

Yeah they said you was high-classed

Well, that was just a lie

Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine

Well they said you was high-classed

Well, that was just a lie

Ya know they said you was high-classed

Well, that was just a lie

Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog Cryin’ all the time

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog Cryin’ all the time

Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit you ain’t no friend of mine

by ShawnMendesLover9807 October 7, 2019

hound dog

a fan of an artist whoz all over their nutsac

look at them bitches hound doggin snoop

by nikoal January 5, 2004

Hound Dog

Hound dog or Hound dogging is the sexual act where one partner fists the other’s ass then proceeds to prolapse the anus around their hand, then begins to vigorously “wag” (shake) their hand while yelling “good boy/good girl”.

He proposed to his girlfriend after she gave him the best Hound Dog of his life.

His wife Hound Dogged him on their wedding night.

by ItFellOff May 24, 2022

Hound Dog

When you are a man and your kronie is also man then you may use this term to describe them.

You have a problems with me, sir? Please direct your aggression to my hound dog.

by PubicEnemy#1 May 11, 2018