Hostophobia

Some guy named kumar claims it’s when you don’t wanna host a online game. This isn’t a word and there’s no such thing.

I have hostophobia I can’t be leader. Someone else host.

by XF3ARED November 22, 2019

hotopia

place where there is an abundance of ho's.

Look at all the chicks. This place is a hotopia.

by Big Cat Daddy May 5, 2009

Hottoplasm

A hot, but sticky like substance that you stick in a woman's earhole for pleasure.

Jordan: Yo! I'm gonna stick that hottoplasm in you, Sunny!
Sunny: Okay, Jordan! Make it quick!
Jordan: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by ThatOneNiggaFromTheAlleyWay January 13, 2019

Hotopotamus

A person, either male or female, who is sexy and attractive despite being seriously overweight.

Though he tipped the scales at 310, many girls considered Jason quite a Hotopotamus.

by PMcClaran February 13, 2010

top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug

a metaphorical expression used by those who prefer cheap, locally distilled vodka to be administered rectally.

omar: hey grant, how was layin' the pipe bro?

grant: nah, today we were layin' hot top. speaking of which, i see the Popov bottle in your hand- why don't you top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug!

omar: will do! get the funnel.

by caldwells November 8, 2012

hottopic-ed

A word, phrase, picture, symbol, definition, clothing, genre, subculture, etc that has been marketed by hot topic brand stores origianlly favoured by the people of certain subcultures, leading to over-use of the word, phrase, thing, idea, clique, etc so that anyone can think that they are of the subculture by buying that item. The item therefore becomes abused and is eventually abandoned by the original subculturists but still remains as a sterotypical symbol of the subculture, later being a source of quick mockery or use by posers.

"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh because you are all the same!"
"Dude, do you think that saying that makes you unique and special? that phrase has been so hottopic-ed that you aren't different at all, you're exactly the same as the 3 million other people who own that on a shirt, bumper sticker, mug, patch, hoodie, etc. you aren't different, you're exactly the same... you hypocrite."

by silent17 March 21, 2004

Hottopic

A awsome store but super expensive. So stop dissing it you idiotic lowlifes.

Innocent bystander: "Hottopic is for posers!!!!"

Awsome punk: *hits innocent bystander in the head with a shurigan* shuttup, and stop calling other people poser to try and hide the fact your one!!!"

by Yoshixlove98 January 2, 2012