Hotching

Something or someone you are disgusted by.

"that girl is absolutley hotching" Said Gorley
"this burger tastes hotching."
"she is a hotcher!"

by cinimonsheep March 11, 2011

Michael Hutchence

Michael Hutchence was the original lead singer of the Australian rock band INXS, from 1977 to 1997. He was born in 1960.

In 1997 he was depressed and killed himself by hanging. One of the best rockstars lost to suicide!
He had a relationship with pop singer Kylie Minogue, but they broke up in 1991 and remained close friends.

R.I.P. Hutch.

INXS were most awesome with Michael Hutchence. Still awesome after he's gone.

by Why.Am.I.Even.Here! July 5, 2012

noela hatchen

The most incredible person in the universe. sometimes refered to as the sexy goddess of the universe for her incredible looks, as well as other qualities included but not limited to: kind, caring, loving,unique,amazing,honest,friendly,a very hard worker,funny, courteous, intelligent,strong both mentally and physically,cheerful, good listener,clever, as an amazing way with words, and again is the most incredbile, non self centered person who really wants to make the world a better place.

you just gave $5 to that homeless guy? damn, you a noela hatchen in the making.

by handsome sexy hugh jackman August 28, 2010

Hutchence wank

Autoerotic asphyxiation, as in death in the style of Michael Hutchence, singer from INXS.

At first David Carradine's death looked like suicide, but it turns out he might have died from the old Hutchence wank.

by Giacomo Mentum June 5, 2009

Hotching

To move oneself horizontally across an inanimate object e.g. a bed without the use of arms or legs

Actor 1: *Hotching away nonchalently in his sleep*

Actor 2: "Stop hotching up the bed its gonna break!"

Narrator: A loud *snap* sound echoes through the room

Actor1: *Falls to the floor in a bumbling fashion*

by keeperpeeper March 8, 2010

houtchens

The cutes people living and goateed I wish u could clap their fresh cheeks.

So sexy
Houtchens

by Bsbbsbsg May 10, 2021

Elena Hotchner

The sister of the FBI agent that works in the BAU, but is totally cool. Elena's a baker, singer, dancer, and puncher if you piss her off. She often finds herself in strings of unfortunate events, like for example; pervert guy touches her while she's just trying to buy her caramel delight cookies. She makes good ass cakes though, call her up on your birthday. She is optimistic, and loyal, but that doesn't stop her from being a bitch at times.

Hm, I wish Elena Hotchner could bake me a cake
I heard Elena Hotchner punched a dude!

by askingformoney November 4, 2022