hotair balloon

Verb. The act of farting in an open vagina.

Heather jumped on Snowbird's back and was riding him just as he gave her a hotair balloon. She nearly rose to the ceiling.

by Svendervittle August 23, 2010

hotard

An insult that infers that a person is a combonation of both a hoe and a retard.

dont mess with that hotard, she got ery std in tha book.

by mike dizzle May 13, 2004

Hotard

Self defining. A mentally challenged ho'; but good as an immediately recognized all purpose insult (the emphasis is way more on the 'tard' than the ho) in the New Orleans area where the Hotard bus company runs Hotard labelled busses throughout the city.

It is usually used in disgust over anything from stupidity to sloth, close to a fighting word, (almost always preceded by the f-word) but is considered a term of endearment within some echelons of New Orleans society.

You're being a hotard...just get over here...and bring a bottle of whiskey, or your sister, too.

by 8th Ward is for lovers May 1, 2014

Hotard

1. A whore who is a retard at the same time. Usually annoying, and only knows one insult: "You're stupid."
2. The last name of a real person who lives in the United States.

Person A: Haha, you're such a hotard
Person B: You're stupid

by IamnotapetrockmynameisnotPaul April 23, 2011

hotard

A crotchless leotard.

Shanna: "Ashley, you have that workout class tonight, what are you going to wear?"
Ashley: "Duh! My hot pink hotard!"

by AshleySmashley December 28, 2007

Hotard

(hō-tahrd) A mixture of "hoe" and "retard" implying that a person is both promiscuous and stupid.

Jessica: "Did Tyler seriously sleep with Courtney?! Who knows how many diseases she has! Why would he do that?!"

Jesika: "Because he's a hotard."

by winner42 October 14, 2011

hotard

A girl or woman who follows hideous (often slutty) trends even though she knows they are ugly, just to fit into what is currently considered fashionable.

Girls who wear furry boots with their jeans tucked into them comes across instantly as hotards.

by drmroeau January 11, 2013