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cold russian hot dog 

A Soviet KGB Agent comes into your house stripped down naked with a cold hot dog filled with cum then uses the force if his anus to shoot the hot dog into your anus making you have shit come out of your mouth
Man that cold Russian hot dog fucked me up
cold russian hot dog by Mmcminds January 9, 2016

Russian hot potato 

When to people get on Call Of Duty and throw a grenade back and forth until on dies.
Ryan: hey I getting on Cod

Yegor: sick I'll get some friends and we can do a russian hot potato tournament
Ryan: no way jack has E.O.D he just catches it and charges it

hot sexy Russian apes

oh my goodness those hot sexy Russian apes are making me sweat

Russian hot air balloon

When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.
Did she really give Ryan a Russian hot air balloon in the gym bathroom?

Russian bear hot tent 

When two fat hairy gay Russians have sex in a tent in subzero conditions creating lots of humidity and warmth
Hey man, what were you doing in your room last night it’s like a Russian bear hot tent”
Russian bear hot tent by YobynC January 15, 2022