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Horsham

-n- A suburban town in the middle of nowhere outside of philly. Its also known to be a stuck up rich kid town. There is nothing to do except go to the movies or bowling, or mostly known diner Lancers.
Horsham is known for the education at HHSHS! WHICH SUCKS!!!
by unkown hippo November 19, 2006
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Horsham Hand Gernade

When you are fisting a girl's asshole and you pull your hand out with a turd and when opening your fist it explodes in your hand (blowing up like a gernade).
I was pleasuring my girlfriend's butthole when I pulled out my hand and the Horsham hand gernade went off.
by T-money Millionaire January 9, 2009
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Horsham

Horsham unfortunately is a very much unheard of town in australia in western victoria. It contains many diverse people... Most of which can't tell you there original gender. Horsham itself consists of almost 20,000 people and has it's own myspace page claiming horsham is only 99 years of age. People here generally make themselves easy to date and won't stick with a girlfriend/boyfriend for more than a week. It has a few schools of which contain equal masses of bogans. and only 10% of it's population ever completed their final year of school.

It's a known fact in horsham that you only have to stand under a street lamp and within 5 minutes you will be asked "How much will it cost?" Also If you can walk through May park at 2am wearing a pink shirt and not be malled to death by Emos you know today will be a good day.
Been to horsham lately?

Yeah walked through the park at 2am wearing a pink T-shirt

Really?

Yeah, an emo came over and made out with me,'cept I cut my lip on her percing.

That is bad, maybe if you went all the way through high school and didn't constantly change gender this wouldn't have happened

Like you can talk, you work under a street lamp.

Well it works in a town with a name like horsham.

Yeah, fair enough.

So how's your girlfriend?

Dumped her yesterday, we'd been going out for way to long..

How long?

3 hours.
by Fred Po June 28, 2008
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Horsham

A place full of snakes and people that think their bad but really we’re just a b tech town with c tech people.
Horsham has snakes coming from all angles
by Pisstake22 October 18, 2020
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Horsica

Whore + Jessica = Horsica
A slut named Jessica...this is not to say all Jessicas are slutty.
Brittany: Hey, what's up Horsica?

Jessica: I only slept with half the football team, ok?
by BrittanyAngel October 30, 2008
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Horschack

A guy who tries to be someone he isn't. Usually plays golf and acts like a high roller but really isn't. A person who is fat, slimy, greasy, and a fake. His face reflects one of a horse and tries to crack jokes that aren't funny at all. He is an overall red neck that plays golf, usually has no money, no wife(still more than 5 kids), and has no health insurance due to his drinking and smoking all day. He is a guy that also yells at his kids at every sporting event and attends it like its the super bowl. He is a redneck dick that yells and screams, drinks, smokes, and plays golf all day. Yet, can't afford health insurance
"God Mike plays golf all day but can't even afford health insurance"
"yeah he seems like a horschack to me"
by MikeisAHorse March 29, 2010
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horsham

it's awesome, for horses.
"I just won that there race *neigh*"
"horsham!"
by will aitch December 23, 2004
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