Homebitch

Girls who are best friends, party together, and have those nights you can barley remember.

"Who you going to the party with?"

"My Homebitches"

by Deannag August 6, 2008

hoebitchacunt

The nastiest girl that you could ever meet in your entire life. This girl can be seen at parties hitting on millions of guys. She probably has the "clap" and some form of gonaherpasyphilitus. If you encounter this person make sure to stap atleast 10 feet away because one of her scabies could infect you.

Practiacly every girl that i know is a hoebitchacunt.

by Mound Sculptor April 6, 2005

horsebite

To grab a fleshy part on another's body, particularly on the underside of the upper arm, squeeze tightly, and then pull your fingers loose without loosening one's grip. Creates a bruise identical in appearance to the one produced by the bite of a horse.

Mr. Jones sent Bill to the office for giving other kids horsebites, noting that such severe bruising could cause blood clots.

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

Horse Bitch

any person that has been beat up by a horse due to their extreme poor judgment and complete over estimattion of their own abilities to sneak by a horse undetected. This over confidence is usually meet with this individual becoming the horses bitch.

Skip: “hey. Let’s take a short cut through the medow with the insane horse on it. I know we can sneak by it!”

Bill: “ no way! I don’t want to become a horse bitch. I will wait here in the tall grass”

by Skiphorse20 June 8, 2018

hoebitchass

word refering to someone when they piss you off combining similar qualities as those of hoe,bitch,or asswipe.commonly used when you've run out of names to call that person,therefore calling them a combination of all three.

yo, i saw you at da mall and your hoebitchass ignored me.

or

hoebitchass you stole my man!

by abbyface June 27, 2007

Housebitch

Despite possessing testicles (allegedly), the Housebitch takes on the traditional role of the submissive housewife. Any and all decisions must first be approved by the wife and her say is dutifully accepted. The only alcohol allowed in the house is white wine. Cursing is forbidden. Male friendships are strictly frowned upon. The Housebitch goes to great lengths to disguise his true identity including coming up with off-the-wall excuses in order to explain to his male friends why he will not be attending events to which he previously guaranteed his presence. It gives the Housebitch's wife great joy to cancel plans the Housebitch made with his buddies.

As the Housebitch, Ian knows better than to even bring up the topic of a boys’ weekend trip. Instead, he has a catalog of excuses from which to pull from as soon as friends suggest any kind of getaway. This makes Ally happy, which in turn, makes Ian happy. With another weekend apart averted, Ian and Ally toast their wine glasses before cuddling up on the couch to watch this weeks episode of The Bachelor follow up with American Idol.

by Rebell May 1, 2008

housewitch

A witch whose whole house is their sacred space (as opposed to having just an altar). Similiar to a kitchen witch.

There's such an amazing atmosphere in Mary's house; it must be because she's a housewitch.

by Angulique April 8, 2007