Horf

The act of smoking anything

Yo, wanna horf a cigarette?

by Derek Anderson May 14, 2008

HORF

To make a "hocking" sound as if to clear one's throat for a prolonged period of time.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Horf

the noise and/or action one makes when they are about to throw up; to make such a noise or action

I heard my cat begin horfing in the chair next to me so I quickly moved her to the floor where she then threw up on the rug instead.

by crackerjack_dame June 28, 2025

Kitty Horf

The thing that comes out of your mouth as soon as you find your cat has thrown up.

Damnit! Kitty Horf!

by chippidysan April 3, 2009

HORF

Al Horford

Sam, Max, Cole, Ryan

heyyy horf

by jujuonthatbeat1738 May 22, 2022

Horf Snorf

To absolutely demolish a plate/bowl/whatever of food.

"Dude I'm about to absolutely horf snorf this bowl of taco salad."

by wheelbarrel January 8, 2025

Horf

A floating head that spits out blood.
It’s commonly found in basements.

God Damnit! That horf killed me again!

by OkayShore June 25, 2023