Hopium

A substance that the media and press abuse, it makes them mesmerized by Barack Obama. For instance, when Obama swatting a fly was a headliner on the news, that camera man was on a double hit of Hopium.

Wow did you see the Obama Chia?!

Yeah man, wonder if the hair is actually Hopium, I need some NOW.

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by (: Yep. July 15, 2009

Smoke the hopium

Deliberately filling yourself with false hope about any given situation. Similar to "drinking the kool-aid."

That idea is never going to work, you really must like to smoke the hopium.

by Daylorb March 16, 2011

hopium poppy

n. a girl who is so crazy, she becomes like an addiction. She is also known as the town whore bag.

I am totally obsessed with Hopium Poppy, I can get enough of hanging out with her.

by gurlygrl21787 November 1, 2006

Hopium

An addictive relationship with thinking (hoping) things in a situation that has proven itself impossible/hopeless/toxic/untenable will somehow improve. In essence it is keeping on doing the same thing and expecting different results.

She stayed in an abusive relationship because of her addiction to hopium.

by Magical Myx January 26, 2025

Hopium

A substance from the planet Xen, from which Half-Life 3 is being assembled by a team comprising of coked out Valve employees and advisors from Lockheed Martin Skunkworks.

Me, an intellectual: Yo G-Man, please administer 1 billion cc of hopium directly into my jugular, my n-word

by Gordo '6-7' Freemaaaane November 21, 2025