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hooter

A joint of any size.
term generally used in the 60's and 70's by hippies.
Example 1
Hippie 1: yoo..man.. hey.. you got a hooter on you?
Hippie 2: uhh. yeaa man.. uhheh..you got a light..?
Hippie 1: hell yea mann..
Hippie 2: fire her up dude..
Hipie 1: alrightt..mann.. groovy.
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Example 2
Stoner 1: hey dude you gotta hooter?
Stoner 2: go get your own you freakin moocher.
by peacefulpothead March 21, 2008
mugGet the hootermug.

hooter

The funnel shaped object used to inhale a Knife Hit (Knife hits, knifers). They are often made by breaking the bottom out of a glass bottle, cutting a plastic bottle in half, or tearing a soda can in half.
Grab the hooter, we're taking some kniffies!
by zip April 24, 2005
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hooter

aka shanghei or shungheif
by ranova September 9, 2003
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hooter

An oft-abused nose, esp. when used to insufflate controlled substances.
I shot so much drone up my hooter last night that I can barely breathe.
I shot so much drone up my hooter this year that the cartilage has disintegrated.
Time for my hooter to snort another line of drone.
by AJAr April 29, 2014
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Hooters

Hooters is another way of saying boobs. Boobs are a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and are very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman who has them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women. Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Women's hooters keep the human race going.
by Emperor Shao Kahn December 18, 2019
mugGet the Hootersmug.

hooters

Hooters - boobs and also a restaurant chain.
Hooters - because steak tastes better with a hardon.
by Arbalest June 22, 2004
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Hooters

Rather than give a REAL definiton, I've decided to go thesaurus on your asses:

Bosoms, Breasts, Bloomings, Crease Creatures, Deltoid Drawers, Fatsacks, Baby Fodder, Bust, Mamories (or Mammilla), tits, teats, udders, Monkey Lumps, Scapula Scones, Milkmeat, Globes, Tits, Infant Eateries, the Latter Lickable Ladyparts, Tatas, Dodongoes, Pearls, Thoraxes, Clavicle Clumps, Objects-of-my-desire, Suckling Stops, Endowment, Lactators, East and West Cleavage, Cones, Torpedoes, Eye Magnets, Chest Bulges, Flesh Convexities, the Weasels of the Chest, Where boys fear to tread, Porcelain Hills (the former adjective exchangeable with "ebony" or "golden"), Whack-Material, What Good dreams are Made of, the Ass-of-the-chest, Mounds, Grapefruit (or Oranges, Melons, and, in rare (and creepy) cases, grapes. The elderly are prone to "prunes"), Effeminite Masses, Knockers, Kitty Substitutes, Not-so-grassy Knolls, Jigglies, Hillocks, Gibbosities, Conjoined Humpbacks, Stacks, Bouncers, or Breasticles.
Man, I'd really like to dip my wick between that girl's hooters.
by Susurrus July 8, 2005
mugGet the Hootersmug.

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