Hoopstalk

the hoops dude who sends a shit ton of paragraphs and is british and smelly

oh yeah that hoopstalk dude sends bunch of woke shit

by Rcarroll June 28, 2020

Hoopeston

Lamest town in the world with about 5,000 people and one fast food restaurant. Many losers live here and devote their lives to smoking pot and/or meth.

There was another meth lab bust in Hoopeston today.

by Melynda Allen October 19, 2008

Hoopfest

This event happens in Spokane, Washington its the biggest 3 on 3 basketball tournament on the planet.

Lets go to Hoopfest

by adsf June 26, 2004

Hoopist

A basketball god you are a goat at basket

Kevin is a hoopist

by Kev-Shiesty August 12, 2021

Hoopes

One badass mutha. With a dick like a skyscraper and the body of a god it is understandable that he should be the most desirable man ever alive. Not only is he on a first name basis with greats like chuck norris and Bill Gates, but he also is a regular guest at the playboy mansion. This man is clearly a capital "b" badass. Use a respectful tone in his presence.

Chuck Norris: Dude I totally hung out with Hoopes the other day
Bill Gates: Did not
Chuck Norris: did too
Bill Gates: Hoopes is such a badass
God: yep

by jolly roger69 November 22, 2010

Hoopstache

A ring of hair around your asshole.

EWWW dood look at that hoopstache!

by sourz December 19, 2003

Hoopster

Somebody who wears a retro basketball jersey in attempts of being ironic. This term is a branch of the original term, 'Hipster'.

Hoopster- "Bro, check out this new Vancouver Grizzlies jersey I got."

Guy- "Lol you are such a hoopster".

by Kirzz December 6, 2010