hoofy

To have feet which resemble that of a horse or similar animal.
Alternatively to be "in a hoof" means to be in a mood.

"hoofy is in a hoof hoof"
"alright you hoofy cunt"

by ionamac October 28, 2007

hoofy

another word for a females genitalia (:

mommmmmy! my hoofy is bleeding!!

by Dink (: February 23, 2011

Hoofy Poofy

Clean synonym for gay or faggot

"I'm not messing with those hoofy poofy boys!!

by JimMeTheRocky June 24, 2011

hoofy j's

hand jobs from a very repulsive, male or female. As if they were a pig like animal

Ally regrets getting plenty of hoofy j's from that nasty pig lavie

by spawnfreak23 June 20, 2012

the hoofie dab

The pie chucking chicken nugget loving gammon eating part time cricketer. "The Hoofie Dab"

Did you get out using the Hoofie Dab again ya piechucker?

by SundayPro September 13, 2023

Hoofie

Ivermectin surreptitiously administered.

Trump slipped me a hoofie and I was instantly cured of COVID.

by Duhon Rules! February 14, 2022