Hoofer

Smoke shtick, Maker of clouds, Notorious for nicotine, bringer of the buzz, everybody ages 14-17 has or has had one

Mark: Aye bro I’m fiending real fucking hard
Trae: Don’t worry bro I GOT YA

Mark: You got a Hoofer bruh?!
Trae: Yessir! Only the best nicotine for you

by TMan69 March 09, 2020

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Hoofer

A Hoofer is a retard that cannot find his way home. He fails No Nut November and somehow fails Destroy Dick December. Is also bad at construction

You little Hoofer...

by Powzk March 24, 2019

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Hoofer Boomer

Prominent section of British football fans who believe foreign influences and analytical advancements will destroy the purity of the game they believe they own and control

Have you heard those hoofer boomers saying England should have played a flat 4-4-2 with DCL and Kane?

by The Proverbial August 05, 2021

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Hoofer snoofer

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

by Lover of all things furry April 23, 2017

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Hooker Hoofers

Shoes most commonly worn by strippers, ho's and other "ladies of the evening." Always high-heeled, usually shiny and vinyl this exciting footware is for the most discriminately trashy wearer. Most often hooker hoofers are cheap versions of those famous fuck me pumps.

"Girl, when workin' the pole your legs look fine wearing your hooker hoofers"

by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009

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