hoofer

a boy with no foreskin/no dick

"that boy i hooked up wtih last night was a total hoofer!"

by Laureeeeeen May 23, 2009

Hoofer

A Hoofer is a retard that cannot find his way home. He fails No Nut November and somehow fails Destroy Dick December. Is also bad at construction

You little Hoofer...

by Powzk March 24, 2019

Hoofer

a person who goes around and literally scams people for a shit ton of money.

me: i was fucked over by a hoofer not too long ago.
friend: ah same, he took a lot of money from me.

by Luzu May 10, 2019

Hoofer

an annoying person who’s obsessed with horses.

nobody likes these type of people.

Go get some bitches

“Omg that lass is a right old hoofer, she needs to fucking pipe down”

by Hooferhaterwhogetsbitches June 1, 2022

Hoofer

A very insulting slur to dog who are chunky. Historically used to classify bulldogs from other breeds during the 1900 and now commonly used as a slur insulting bulldogs for there chunky physic and heavy breathing.

That door is sure a hoofer

by lucyhamlit December 19, 2023

Hoofer Boomer

Prominent section of British football fans who believe foreign influences and analytical advancements will destroy the purity of the game they believe they own and control

Have you heard those hoofer boomers saying England should have played a flat 4-4-2 with DCL and Kane?

by The Proverbial August 5, 2021

Hoofer snoofer

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

by Lover of all things furry April 22, 2017