Honeymoon Cystitis 

Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)

"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"

Honeymoon Cystitis by Pfc. Snowball July 11, 2006

honeymoon handshake

When you're too tired for sex after all the wedding/ honeymoon activities you and your lover get each other off with your hands.

We were so exhausted after the wedding instead of sex we want for the honeymoon handshake

honeymoon handshake by Madeupjunk November 30, 2016

hillbilly honeymoon 

When you marry the first cousin you knocked up at the family reunion.She puts on her prom dress and you go before the magistrate to be wed.The honeymoon actually takes place in the back seat of full sized,borrowed car where you roll up the back window on her head to keep her from moving and you pop her prune because you already got her cherry.

Me and Daisy Mae got hitched last week and did the deluxe hillbilly honeymoon.

hillbilly honeymoon by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

Honeymoon effect 

This is the feeling you get when your around a person you are just starting to get to know on a deeper level. Its the warm fuzzies inside, the "everything is good with this person" feeling..and it makes you think of nothing else but that time right then and there. The honeymoon effect is something you want to last a long time..but your afraid that soon it will dissapear...which ushually it does, and subsides to a deeper and more knowledgable love of the other person. When the honeymoon effect is gone...it just gets started, and gets better!

My soon to be boyfriend told me "see..they call what we are experiencing the honeymoon effect"..and I think he was secretly wanting this feeling to last forever.

Honeymoon effect by carmelcat June 20, 2010

honeymooner 

Someone who only wants to stay in or be part of a relationship, whether official or unofficial, for the duration of the honeymoon stage. Once issues come up, they could care less if the relationship ends and they get left.

It's self-explanatory.

Mutual Friend 1: "So, whatever happened to Jack and Jill? Are they still talking or are they finally going out? I noticed Jill was ranting on FB and Twitter the other night."

Mutual Friend 2: "Oh, they don't even talk anymore. Guess Jack is a honeymooner. Doesn't know how to deal with problems, big or small, when they arise."

honeymooner by sapereaude September 9, 2011

eskimo honeymoon 

When a man has sex with a friends ex wife while she is wearing her wedding dress from her past wedding with the ex.

You had sex with Jason's ex in her wedding dress, that's a nice Eskimo honeymoon

eskimo honeymoon by Spanky716 November 8, 2013

Poo Honeymoon 

The socially acceptable length of time one should wait between doing a poo and having sex.

Q. Are you in the mood dear?
A. Yeah but I'm still on Poo Honeymoon

Poo Honeymoon by BarrySmith June 29, 2011