homophobe

Someone who repeatedly whines that homosexuals endanger family values and the sanctity of marriage, until outed as a closet case, desperately afraid of the gay person looking back in the mirror.

Someone who calls homosexuality a "lifestyle choice" but their own biology disagrees. Think about it: did you CHOOSE to be straight? As a teenager did you sit down one day and decide whether to be attracted to boys or girls?

It isn't surprising that stories about homophobes (like Bob Allen, Roy Ashburn, Bruce Barclay, Larry Craig, John Curtin, Mark Foley, Matthew Glavin, Ted Haggard, Phillip Hinkle, Glenn Murphy, Brent Parker, George Rekers, Ed Schrock, etc) often end with "was caught behind the restroom with a cock in his mouth".

homophobe by JeffGannon January 4, 2012

homophobe-phobic 

one who is scared of homophobes.

she is so mean to gay people,she's made me homophobe-phobic

homophobe-phobic by the monkey's uncle. June 20, 2008

Homophobesexual 

Someone sexually attracted to homophobic people.

"Don't talk to me unless you're a homophobe. I'm a homophobesexual."

Homophobesexual by tikelpikel May 25, 2015

Homophobe

An individual who exhibits an irrational fear towards homosapiens, or humans as they more commonly referred to as.

My friend Jason and I went to a history museum on a class field trip and durring our tour we encountered a homosapien exhibit that featured a life-like model of a homosapien. Jason started freaking out and tried to run away and get as far away from it as possible. After he calmed down and i tried to ask why he acted the way he did, he explained to me that he was a homophobe.

Homophobe by Krymxon March 5, 2020

Homophobe

Someone who has an irrational fear of houses.

Guy 1: Dude you wanna go to my house?
Homophobe: AH I’M SCARED OF HOUSES AHHHHHHHH

Homophobe by Snek2684 June 22, 2021

Homophobe

Some one who hates hates their house

Example:
Guy 1: “ I hate my house”
Guy 2: “That means you’re a homophobe”

Homophobe by Woowiewoow June 30, 2021

homophobe

This should mean someone who's afraid of sameness, or afraid of humans. Instead, it means someone who hates homosexuals (but may or may not actually be afraid of them).

"Why were they gay-bashing?"
"Because they're homophobes."
"But if they're scared of gays, why didn't they run screaming at the sight of them?"
"I didn't come up with the term!"

homophobe by Qit February 25, 2004