holiday hoe

A female, which you have not spoken to in a while, that calls/texts a couple days before a holiday such as Christmas or Valentine's Day with the intention of acquiring something (presents, attention..)

(phone rings)
John- who is that?
Moe- Crystal
J- thats the 4th fucking time in the past 2 hours
M- Oh yeah Sweetest's Day is tomorrow.
J- she's being such a holiday hoe

by Hass Hash em March 4, 2009

Holiday Toast

Toast that is allowed to go cold and then butter applied, then eaten.

Dude 1 - "Hey dude, you tried that 'Holiday Toast'? its tasty!"
Dude 2 - "No! Fuck you!"

by Miniman-45 July 24, 2009

Holiday Homie

A Holiday Homie is someone who gives equal respect to all holidays individually. This is a term especially for the interregnum period between October 31st and the fourth Thursday of November for the year in question. This time period is when the true Holiday Homie's colors shine. These are the persons who refuse to do anything contributing to Christmas until they have paid equal respect to the preceding holiday of Thanksgiving. These individuals see the two holidays as separate and thus equally important. Although this term is a blanket statement for all holidays, this is when it is the most important.

Katie wears Christmas sweaters on November 1st. By udderly ignorning the upcoming holiday of Thanksgiving, she is NOT a Holiday Homie.

by Big Ameech November 23, 2018

Holiday Cum Parrot

To achieve the holiday cum parrot a lad masterbates and masterfully shoots his load onto his shoulder. He then must show all his mates his cum parrot while talking like a pirate.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh Me hearties! Cum meet Polly...me holiday cum parrot

by Wolfpacknz September 19, 2019

Barbeque Holiday

A term given to the most venerated and cherished warm weather holidays, particularly in the United States. Among these are Memorial Day, Fathers Day, The 4th of July, and Labor Day. Collectively, they outrank even the most beloved of religious holidays, and as such are treasured equally among genuine barbeque enthusiasts, novices, and those who would just rather order in and be done with it.

Wayne: I got us backstage passes to see Van Halen at Monsters of Rock over Memorial Day weekend!!! Schwing!

Garth: You idiot!!! That's a barbeque holiday!!!

Wayne: Kill me...

by Fizzy Bubblech July 2, 2017

holiday heart

sudden, acute chest pains brought on by excessive vacation partying including hard drugs, fatty foods, and alcohol;

I partied all weekend and caught a bitchin case of holiday heart

by berndt.eric May 24, 2007

Holiday Fat

n. Any form of sizeable and visible or malleable lipid gained under the skin throughout the general period of a holiday, due to excessive indulgence in edibilities.

"Jeez, man, check out my holiday fat... Muffin top, love handles, the complete set (Y)"
"Ewwwww..."

by chchchewy January 1, 2010