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cordless hole puncher

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any type of pew pew
"there are two types of people in this world: those who carry cordless hole punchers, and those who don't."
by beam of the moon June 27, 2023
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Here's the scene: you're at the job site, there's an active shooter and your only possible hiding place is inside the toilet of a porta-potty. You climb in and the shooter thinks he's punched holes in everyone, now he's gotta go. He walks into your porta-potty, sits down right above your head... you're not getting shot or shat on today. No way. You shove your fist inside his ass. Bam, reverse hole puncher.
I was scared for my life, man. I did a reverse hole puncher on his ass!
by Papayanator March 29, 2026
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Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
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Three-hole Punched

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When you put your penis in each of a girl's three penetratable holes, read: mouth, vagina, anus.
"Dude I totally just Three-hole Punched this slut!"
by Chris O'Neill July 1, 2007
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holepuncher

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when a man puts his penis into another mans anal hole, that is classified as holepunching
Last Night at the party i slept in the same bed with Dave, and he tried to holepunch me, what a faggot.
by Boki April 5, 2004
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