Hipatitis B

An extremely contagious disease that will turn you into an attention-hungry hipster over the course of two weeks. Very widespread in the valley, symptoms include 1000+ facebook friends, careers in frozen yogurt, fixie-riding, and all around hipsterribleness.

Hipster 1 "Did you hear about ben? He caught a touch of that Hipatitis B."
Hipster 2 "Yeah I heard. Supposedly he has new jobs at TWO frozen yogurt places."

by MOZEJEWSKI September 16, 2009

hopiate

Hopiate (hoh-pee-ate, hoh-pee-it):

to hopiate: to subdue the masses with hopium. (see hopium)

also, hopiated: a person or peoples under the influence of hopium

and, hopiation and de-hopiation: the interrelated processes of partaking in the ingestion (er, ingestation, if you will) of hopium and the war on hopium. this includes the growth and distribution, sale and manufacturing of; and the back-alley clinicians cleaning up the mess, often using mathadone, slaymoron, dedolethefiend, dealmthedrone and others.

During much of 2007 and early 2008, the new President ambushed and confiscated more than fifteen boat loads of hopium owned by the American people, refined it, and passed off the hopiate at an unregulated rate most extensively during the fall of 2008; his supply dwindled due to excessive promotion and usage of and when the people themselves again realized that multi-month benders on emotional dance parties and poli-empathogenic substances poses significant risk to your and that of your country's general well-being.

by hank saga, hank t'in saga April 2, 2009

hoopajew

Something that goes up your butt. A probe. Its from south park

Stan: "Whats an anal probe"

Chef: "Thats where they put this big metal hoopajew up your butt"

by MistahTom November 25, 2005

Hoopadarius

Best friend. Pronounced: hoop-ahh-dairy-ess. Plural: hoopadariuses.

Elle is my hoopadarius; I love her.

by Andrew31825 August 27, 2009

Hopatcong

Also known at Ho-Town, Hopatizzle, or "Where I Get My Drugs".

Lets go to Ho-Town and pick up my weed!

by H-Bomb August 29, 2003

Hoip

A very deadly disease. Most commonly contracted from from one forgetting their umbrella.

I caught a very bad case of the Hoip the other day. I don't have long to live.

by The Great Fetus March 28, 2010

HOPA

Variant spelling of HPOA, an acronym for Hot Piece Of Ass. Made popular by a girl with a white dry erase board.

Origin dates back to Mid 2010. A prank on the internet.

Phone conversation..
Bastard: Yeah that's Jenny my assistant. A real HOPA! *wink wink*
Voice: Uh.. I think you mean HPOA asshole.
Bastard: Yeah that's what i said, dickhead!
Voice: *click*

by I'm a hpoa myself August 10, 2010