hoPhone

A second cell phone owned by a scandalous, usually married man. Apparently, all people in the U.S. own 1.04 cell phones. hoPhone represents the .04%.

"Dude, why didn't you call her from your hoPhone? You are SO busted."

by magsdesign November 30, 2011

honihoni

when 2 people are alone in a room together and they decide they want to do something fun but they forget their protection and she gets pregnant

i want to make the honihoni with you

guy #1: me and my girl made honihoni last night
guy #2: woah really how was it ;)

by chichilove April 14, 2018

hoohoo

the pretty word for female genitalia, since all the other words are ugly

omg what are these scabs all over my hoohoo

by daphny February 3, 2004

haha hehe hoho

A form of expressing that you are literally laughing out loud, (most likely at them)

A kewler right way in saying lol

Sound emitted when laughing

ha he ho for short

Petej I am right you are wrong haha hehe hoho

by peachie:) December 8, 2010

hoohoodilly

male genitalia (from the TV show, south park)

the man puts his hoohoodilly in the woman's chacha

by Rich October 25, 2003

Hoigois

A term coined by teenagers in Southern California meaning something weird, odd, or utterly hilarious. Basically, it means anything that is weird enough to laugh aloud at.

Things that are "hoigois" can be likable or hated depending on the usage.

Person 1: "Why are you laughing?"

Person 2: "That guy playing the tuba is so hoigois!

by Melith. February 4, 2010

HoHo Queef

The air discharge resulting from rolling up an African American Woman's flapjack titty like a HoHo and rapidly pressing it together with ones palms.

Guy 1: "Dude, Tanisha's got such sweet flapjack tits that I'm always rollin em up like a Hostess HoHo and squeezing em for fun."
Guy 2: "Yea dude, that's a HoHo Queef. They smell like cocoa and sound like a t-shirt gun! BOOF!"

by Bart Hanover January 13, 2013