Hoffmann

The correct spelling of Hoffman. It's always better with 2 N's.

Wow, why does that douche only spell his last name with one N and not 2, it's supposed to be HOFFMANN?

by cchoffy55 June 24, 2009

Big rig hoffmann

a/an big rig hoffmann is a sexy alpha farmer that has a huge penis and is in love with Luke Wiethoff, the big rig hoffman is also an amazing farmer but complains about his bad harvest every year

Wow look at that alpha farmer male too bad he is a big rig hoffmann

by Aspergers=massburgers October 4, 2019

Homann

All superior to everything on earth

jesse mundy is Homann for making me do this.

by anjulius October 23, 2009

Robert Hoffmann

A gay nugget with a small dick

person one: look at that loser

Person two: that's Robert Hoffmann

by That boi from school November 29, 2018

Matt Hofman

Best musician and best sex god great friend and best lover!!!!
He will do any position at any time and within any time limit. He will seduce you with his words and swoon you with his smile. beware Extremly attractive!!!!!!!!

Man that guy was such a matt Hofman!!!

by dennis jontry August 13, 2009

seth hofmanns

The collective embodiment of all sexually transmitted diseases.

ie: "Steve went to Vegas and caught the Seth Hofmanns from a hooker."

by Steven Enrique Ackbar Lopez April 17, 2009

hofman

WHO ever has this last name is sooo lucky,
Ther smart, intelligent and cool
They brighten anyone's day!

Hey is that charli hofman!
Omg yeah she mabye is th e coolest

by Littlelion1 September 11, 2021