hoezoned

When you know you fucked up...

Girl 1: I guess he hoezoned me.
Girl 2: GURRRLLLL.. It’s okay. You a pretty big hoe, it’s obvious.

by zen habibi March 4, 2018

hoebag hoedown

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.

yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.

by grande galo claro September 2, 2010

hoemorrhage

sick of whores

man take that girl away from me she's giving me a hoemorrhage...

by heyhoehey June 22, 2011

hoesome

a wholesome hoe

Samantha is done hoein’, now she’s settled down and hoesome.

by Literalthot March 2, 2018

Hoeopoly

“hoeopoly “ is a game Overlord Da Rula personally made up which is between chess and monopoly , instead of trying to buy businesses in monopoly , in his game you conquer hoes , and the chess part comes in because they are your pawns and you use them for how long you can and when you can’t anymore u discard of those .

I want so much hoes I’m in the mood to play Hoeopoly

by Papi Deshy October 4, 2018

Hoejabi

A Muslim girl who wears the hijab, but does not properly act like a hijabi/is not religious. i.e. drinks, has boyfriends, swears, wears tight clothes, etc.

Person 1: Did you see Sarah making out with Mark last night?
Person 2: Yeah, her dad would freak if he found out. She's such a hoejabi.

by thathandleisinuse March 12, 2017

Rachel Hoejack

Someone who doesn't know how to be in a relationship but is extremely manipulative and mentally unstable and only knows how to cheat on you.

"Bro I heard that girl cheated on her boyfriend and told him she doesn't think having sex with someone else is cheating."
"Yeah man, she's Rachel Hoejack."
"Wack. I'm gonna stay away from that one."

by thetruthspeakerspeaks August 23, 2019