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Hoeksemafication

The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.
Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.

Eric's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.

"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
by Eric Wildschut December 15, 2008
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Milo Hoekstra

Lives in Grand Rapids Michigan and is currently attending Kenowa Hills high school in his freshman year. He falls asleep to mukbang.
by MLGboi June 20, 2019
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Hecksa

Used like hecka(see Hecka) but for a much stronger application, or when trying to really get your point across. Traced to Tsubouchi, and the East Bay.
1st person "Did you see that flipped over car on the freeway? That was hecka crazy!"
2nd person "No,that shit was on fire too, it was
HECKSA crazy!!"
by guru_ January 10, 2006
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Patrick Hockstetter

Someone who didn't deserve to die.
*evil laugh* - patrick Hockstetter
by FINNSWIFEYYY May 6, 2021
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hecks yeah

Hecks yeah is an exclamation to note extreme excitement. Hecks yeah is a derivative of the hell yeah variation hells yeah. It has been TipperGored for use around your moms and teachers. It is the new black because hells yeah is sooo 2005.
Have you popped the new Paris Hilton single?

Hecks yeah! I just popped it in the Pod... That snitch is just a chicken head... She needs 2 stick 2 blowin' her papis skrilla.
by DefCon1 August 9, 2006
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hockstra

when you use every ounce of your looks or body to get ahead at work.
Oh my goodness! Did you just see Jessica pull a hockstra!? She was wearing the shortest skirt allowable without being arrested for indecent exposure! Cleavage was so astounding that she could pick up paper from the printer with her chest!
by jrocksta January 9, 2009
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Huntsville Hockshot

When a man pulls out, nuts on the inner thigh of the woman, then proceeds to use his penis as a hockey stick to hit it back in her vagina.
"We're trying to have a baby, but I forgot and pulled out so I had to do the Huntsville Hockshot to try and salvage the situation."
by Dar-B March 22, 2013
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