Hobot

Having relations with men purely for the sake of getting off, with no emotional connection.

I don't even care, I'm in hobot mode.

Hobottin tonight!

by Saranader1 June 18, 2010

Hobot

-A promiscuous robot who has many casual sexual relationships.
-A robotic Prostitute , Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut

That hobot was a freak last night.

by The-Chris April 8, 2009

hobot

Robotic hobo

The hobot's bindle was made of silicon.

by Mongolian Chop May 11, 2003

Hobot

A woman, usually a prostitute, who has sex with multiple partners in short spans of time. A woman who functions as a sexual machine.

Guy #1: Dude, your bachelor party was a total success.
Guy #2: Thanks to that hobot Guy #3 hired, I think EVERYBODY had a good time.

by Gora Chora September 10, 2007

Hobotic

engaging in acts of hoboism

Instead of taking a shower, I got hobotic and shaved my legs in the sink at 7-Eleven
"Making a spatula out of a red bull can, a fork out of a paper cup, and heating the grill with sticks and weeds at the park is fucking hobotic!"
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by VonPrime Family Houligans August 5, 2011

Hobotize

The hiring of the homeless to save on paying wages.

Dude 1: Dude, lets promote our biz by hiring people to walk around with signs.

Dude 2: Yea! but screw paying minimum wage, lets hobotize, and pay them $20 a day.

by Contortionist September 25, 2008

hobot

That little sexy cursor buddy on your screen, that guides you through web surfing.

I am lost on the web without my hobot.

by Jacomba February 28, 2004