Hobolationship

To enter into a relationship in order to avoid consequences of eviction; or, to halt continued homelessness. The act of an individual, not confined to any specific gender. An act often undertaken with secrecy or denial of homelessness being a principle factor to hurried cohabitation.

1. Hey fam we tight right? Lemme move in with ya, it's gone be so lit. I'll cook & clean n shit. We ain't spending enough time togetha, girl. Dis ain't no hobolationship luv, neither. Dis a goooood idea.

2. Did you hear about Terri? Dude, she's totally in a hobolationship with Jeff. Mark kicked her out on Monday, by Thursday she was swallowing Jeff's load. Jeff let her move in! She hates Jeff. Fuckin' Terri.

by TheRealAJF November 30, 2016

hobosapien

An intelligent hobo

See that guy begging for money on the freeway? Defnitely not a hobosapien.

by Twiggy June 12, 2005

hocosapian

(n) - a human being that comes from the mythical location of Howard County.

You know that guy Daivd Janson? well he's a god damn hocosapian and steals rikkiloff from people who should be gods.

by Harry Ballsonya December 4, 2004

Funky Homosapien

Quality homie who is always a real g

That man is a Funky Homosapien

by GotUbitxhjf December 18, 2021

del tha funkee homosapien

good under ground rapper that has alot of street credit and good muzak that set the whole underground trend and part of the hieroglyphics crew

by Kc August 27, 2003

hobosapien

The name for a person who has no permanent residents (a homeless person).

Person 1: "Bro did you see that guy who lives up on the mountain"?
Person 2: "yeah I heard he is a hobosapien"

by (=_=) April 3, 2017

Humans/homosapiens

The most idiotic, stupidest, craziest, most uniquely queer species to ever roam the face of earth, possessing the strangest origin story in the galaxy. In the start, humans were mildly stupid, lived in caves with optimus prime and his gang of dinosaurs. One day, a curious human (named the manly name of Chuck)decided it would be great it he just cut off a whole thick layer of fur because he thought it made him look like a fag. Then all his friends saw him and they were like, wydwyl. He explained but they freakin laughed at him and then told optimus prime what their friend had done. optimus was furious so he sent his army of dinosaurs to find Chuck and eat his spleen. But as you know, Chuck Norris didn't back down and made himself a coat of dino skins later(that's why dinosaurs are extinct). Now after this optimus prime was very mad so he climbed out of his stupid little hole in a cliff and set off to hunt down Chuck. now Chuck was a very smart guy-he knew about bear grylls before he was even born into existence, so he got to high ground and drank his own piss to rehydrate. When optimus finaly apeared it was already sunset and chuck was ready to face him without a warning, optimus prime began to run at chuck norris at lightspeed, but Chuck was faster. he pulled out a Michael bay movie DVD and stuffed optimus prime into the small disk. And that is how we came to be the humans we are today.

I know the stuff above is complete gibberish nonsense about humans/homosapiens

by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 21, 2016