tommy hilfiger

An American designer that started out unknown and unsure as to how big he would become. As it turns, out, most everyone has heard of Hilfiger. Unfortunately, he charges rediculous prices for his products, which are of poor quality. Unlike other designers whom have the highest of quality and one-of-a-kind designs, Hilfiger is nothing more than poor quality, urban clothes, that are annoyingly-plastered with "Tommy" or "Tommy Hilfiger" all over it. His lack of design variation (he seems to think red, white, and blue is utterly original) has made his products extremely boring. After the first two years or so, everything he's produced since is the same as the last, making fashion critics skeptical as to what his fans find so amazing about his designs (or lack thereof), and why people choose to wear his tasteless urban trash.

Hilfiger fan: "I paid $50 dollars for a white t-shirt that has "Tommy Hilfiger" plastered across the front."

Versace fan: "It must have been hand-made, right"

Hilfiger fan: "No, it was made in some sweat shop in China by little kids."

by oh no she didn't! September 1, 2005

HILF

Handicap I'd Like to Fuck

"Check out the HILF in the wheelchair. She'd Hot!"

by Turd Furgeson January 19, 2006

Tommy Hilfiger

A designer who insists on making all his clothing red, white, and blue and stamps his name on all articles sold. His main target audiance is upper class yuppies, wiggers, and wankstas.

Wankster: Shoot, girl, don't chu dirty up my new Tommy pumps!
Yup: Ahh, I just love my new onyx Tommy cords! They brethe soo nicely!

by lexie Newman January 26, 2004

hilf

homosexual i’d like to FUCK! ;)

Damn, Matthew is such a hilf! I’d smash.

by joestarkujo October 12, 2021

hilfuckinarious

even funnier than hilarious.
hilarious taken to the extreme.

damn bro did you see that guy bust his ass last night? it was hilfuckinarious!

by milligan July 28, 2005

Tommy Hilfinger

That guy who always flicks his girl's bean in public. This includes movie theatres, Ubers, trains, planes, and even Farris wheels.

That guy is such a Tommy hilfinger, his hand was in her pants the whole tractor ride!

by iloveboobs9076354283 January 18, 2017

hlif

Icelandic name for a beautiful blond girl she is very funny and has too mutch swag for people too handle so she keeps it on the down low. She is most likely to marry a black man or mix raced man or woman. She is an amazing friend, everybody should have a friend like her !

she is very good in doing squats and she can drink you under the table everytime

Wow you have so mutch swag you are such a hlif

by Ejth March 10, 2015