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hls

An acronym used by Eric Bischoff on Monday Night RAW between 2002 and 2005 standing for Hot Lesbian Sex. He had two scantily clad women come down to the ring and kiss and undress each other. When they were down to their scivies, Bischoff or some other wrestling talent would come out and interupt the girls. This would leave the audience disappointed and booing.
Bischoff: "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you HLS!"
by Tiph January 23, 2008
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Hot Load Swallowed

Describes a sexual act carried out by hot young "fillies" at the climatic end of a sexual encounter whereby said "filly" grants the males seed passage down her esophagus. A highly sexually gratifying act.
Gentleman No1. "Did you get anywhere with Elisabeth last night?"

Gentleman No2. "Yes well after a vigorous night of brandy and courting I came away with a result...HLS"

Gentleman No1. "Here here Nigel...you old dog!"
by Mr Stuzo August 18, 2008
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When you have every Disease known to man kind but yet some how you are still Alive
Those two have HLS.
by LabGirllol November 2, 2017
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HLS is often described as Hot Lesbian Sex between two or more women.
"Daisy, Emma and Charlotte are really bent they had HLS."
by 123frontrow May 28, 2016
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hood love story . private story where yu talk about your ex’s n all da relationships yu been in ‘ 💀
ss to b in my hls ‘
by nolimit.123 February 24, 2020
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adj. or n., an abbr. for heterosexual lifemate. i.e a life companion sexually oriented to persons of the opposite sex. The most best friend.
"not like it matters but i should probably run it by the HL first"

"..and this is my heterosexual life mate Silent Bob." -Jay (Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back)
by Da'wid the Lesser April 21, 2004
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Hot Load Swallowed

Describes a sexual act carried out by hot young "fillies" at the climatic end of a sexual encounter whereby said "filly" grants the males seed passage down her esophagus. A highly sexually gratifying act.
Gentleman No1. "Did you get anywhere with Elisabeth last night?"

Gentleman No2. "Yes well after a night of vigorous night of brandy and courting I came away with a result...HLS"

Gentleman No1. "Here here Nigel...you old dog!"
by Mr Stuzo August 18, 2008
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