Haftoo

because 'Have to' doesn't look or sound right, 'haftoo' is the new word.

person 1: why are you drinking so much water.
person 2: Haftoo

by cassie888 May 13, 2009

hafternoon

The time between afternoon and evening.

For example, Well jeepers Chuck, i have a dentist appointment this hafternoon, looks like I can't make it to the meeting.

by Chuck Hansen March 2, 2008

hafta

Deriving from the phrase ‘have to’(which is have+infinitive, broken-down into have+to+{verb}, but minus the verb), ‘hafta’ usually functions as a verb-modifying adverb replacing the modal-auxiliary ‘must’, ‘required to ___’; used to show a strong desire toward, or want for, doing something.

See also: gotsta, wanna, oughtta, tta\-tta

spoiled teen: “I just *hafta* have it!!”

by Victor Van Styn September 3, 2005

haft

a story or comment that has no point. the story is told with great enthusiasm. the listener waits expectantly to hear the punch line or moral of the story. when it arrives they are left feeling disappointed and deflated that they just wasted 20 minutes listening to a pointless story that is only amusing to the teller.

"I was listening to Stefanie tell me about what happened to her when she was driving home, but it just turned out to be another HAFT."

by haftdefiner February 2, 2006

finnuh-haftuh

Fixing to have to; about to; on the verge of doing

"We finnuh-haftuh bump!"

by Marshall Crowe June 16, 2007

haftey

sister in tigrinya 😊 (ሓፍቲ )

“Thx for the money!!”
“Np haftey♥️“

by dookicrumb June 29, 2021

HAFTS

"Have a Fucking Terrible Summer." The alternative to writing HAGS (Have a Great Summer) in someone's yearbook. Can be done in jest to a friend or to someone you actually hate. In the latter case you typically wouldn't tell the person what it means.

Billy: "HAFTS... what does that mean?"
Bob: "Have a fucking terrible summer. You know I'm just joking!"

Mandy: "I wrote HAFTS in her yearbook; she has no idea what it means!"

by kgm/s July 1, 2021