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Hippicripple

Someone who is stuck in a perpetual state of hypocrisy.
1: Conor was being a hypocrite again yesterday
2: God, I swear he's hippicrippled.
by broofmo March 8, 2017
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Hospice care kid

An adult child who is expected to care for their deadbeat parent(s) at the end of their life/lives when said deadbeat parent(s) didn't take care of their now adult child(ren) when they were young and needed a parent(s).
Adult child: "I can't believe that I'm forty and my deadbeat dad is finally in my life, but only because he expects me to be his hospice care kid and financially care for him in his old age. Where was he when me and my siblings were young and needed a father?"
by chickadee1107 February 12, 2023
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Playing Hospice

v. When all you can do all day long is lay on the couch, unshowered, in the same underwear you dribbled on the night before, in sweatpants, and eat and watch television all day long. You do not have the energy to get up to anything that doesn't involve making or eating food; even a shower is just too taxing. A pull out couch or futon is usually involved, as well as lots of pillows and blankets. Closely related to "Big Fat Fuck-a-Thon".
"I'm so hungover! All I am doing today is playing hospice! Let's order pizza, but you've got to go to the door, I'm dying."
by Hospice Player May 6, 2009
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Hippicrit

Someone who preaches about conservation, yet is too "stoned" to remember to turn off the lights.
Ol' girl leaving all the lights in the house on and bitching about coal as our main power source. She's a hippicrit.
by mybabyciv January 14, 2011
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hospicious

The act of being Hostile and Suspicious simultaneously.
They became very hospicious when asked where they were coming from.

He started acting hospiciously when I requested proof.
by sporiel February 25, 2021
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Hispiforce

PERSON 1: HEY HE HAS AIDS

PERSON 2: NO, HE IS HISPIFORCE!
by JoshHenderson July 28, 2009
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Dildo Hospice

That lady is so old her vagina is her dildo hospice
by Lance.Pimpstrong September 23, 2015
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