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hikersexual

n. A person who is sexually attractive due to the entirely natural state of their body; the person's defining characteristic. Not intentionally masculine, feminine, or androgynous, as those labels are continuously redefined by each society. Rather, a person who is overtly real, unmodified, and physically defined only by their genes and their interaction with the environment.

adj. (of a person) sexually attracted to unmodified people.
• involving or characterized by sexual attraction to natural body image : hikersexual desire.
Oh Shari. I just can't take it anymore. All society offers me are metrosexuals, poofs, prettyboys, armchair warriors, billboard cowboys, and emos. I'm gonna' thru-hike the A.T. in hopes of finding one of those dreamy hikersexuals. You know; a *real* man!

<beeeep> Hey Bob... just wanted you to know. I threw my trophy wife out yesterday. I got tired of waking up next to someone I didn't recognize or want until after she'd spent 3 hours putting herself together every morning. I quit my job, put my place on the market, and am headed for the P.C.T. to locate one of those backcountry hikersexual babes. You know; a chick with brown body hair, everywhere nature intends.
by Bachelor boB December 30, 2007
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New York Hickery Dickery Dong

A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.
James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.

Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.
by That one guy you like June 16, 2018
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hickerbilly

Midwestern slang term. (poss. origin: Indiana)
A cross between a hick and a hillbilly, and therefore the worst of the lot. A farmer boy who wears plaid flannel down jackets, camo pants/overalls, owns more than one pickup truck, prays to Jesus and his mama, lives in trailer, etc. etc.
You can't swing a dead cat in Kentucky without hitting a hickerbilly.
by glitterfaerie January 31, 2003
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Hinkerdinkel

German for tic-tac sized penis
Suck my hinkerdinkel
by Penis boy September 6, 2017
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Itch-Hiker

An itch that moves to another place when you scratch it.
Oh shit,I got an Itch-Hiker!It's moving down my back!
by Klite49 June 13, 2009
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White hiker

noun; When an individual ejaculates into a worn boot of any sort for sexual pleasure. This may be in any environment or setting, the term still remains the same.
Example 1: While Jenny wasn't looking, I took her bright pink cowgirl boots and did a "white hiker".

Example 2: Mr. Lorsaw left his old brown boots in the locker room, which got me sexually excited. While no one was looking, I stuck my dick into the dirty ol' thing and performed a traditional white hiker.
by The Walter White May 23, 2022
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Hooker Hikers

Dang, these Hooker Hikers are killing my feet but they sure look hot!
by spielhorst May 29, 2010
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