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hippocrocopig

A young lady with an aversion to salad, someone with glandular problems. Looks like burnt lego after the "Ugly Toybox" fire of 1998.

Any woman who has rebuffed your advances.
"That Vanessa Feltz, what a hippocrocopig... my nizzle etc."
by Jabo January 16, 2004
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Hippocrocopig

An unusual creature in that it only comes in female version. Typically found in cheap nasty holiday resorts, the Hippocrocopig is around 5 ft 6 inches both high and wide and is has unusual features, namely gross ugliness, arse like a waterbuffallo, stomach that sticks out twice as far as breasts, few teeth and extremely bad breath.The hippocrcopig is a scavenger praying on vulnarable middle aged men, chewing them up, spitting them out leaving them both traumatised and bewildered.
'A group of hippocrcopigs is as PIKs or Pigs in Knickers. Hippocrocopigs are typically found in large numbers at The Ugly Bird Ball
by xocet November 14, 2011
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hippocrocapig

Really, really, REALLY ugly woman.

Word comes from a theoretical cross between a hippopotamus, a crocodile and a pig. Do the math, she's a bit rough.
My mother in law is a right hippocrocapig.
by Caffy July 28, 2008
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hipocrocapig

Very ugly woman who looks like Anne Widecombe would look if her face had been set alight and the flames put out with a shovel
I must have been pissed last night i ended up with a real hipocrocapig
by Gaz September 3, 2003
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hippocrocopigs

Hippocrocpigs means anybody male/female thats ugly, wrong, minging.... Chris Moyles on Radio one uses it a lot
I'm not going to that club again as its full of HIPPOCROCOPIGS
by Chris Armitage September 26, 2006
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hippacrocapighorse

Very similar to the famous Hippacrocapig... Hideously fat, face like a car crash etc! But with the added bonus of having teeth like a broken Piano!
Hippacrocapighorse includes woman on the Jeramy Kyle show and anybody who you think looks like they should be on it...
by Jack Bouer February 21, 2014
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hippocrocapigamus

A girl who resembles a hippo, a crocodile and a pig.
Your mum is a hippocrocapigamus
by Michelle December 12, 2003
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