hippocritic

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

by jpg3 October 8, 2011

Gun Hippie

A gun hippie leads the bohemian hippie life style but also enjoys shooting sports and firearms ownership.

The Gun Hippie went to Fisher's farm to plink with Colt revolvers and Mauser rifles.

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Hippo stomp

Somone or something be violently stepped upon by heavy persons or creatures is called the hippo stomp. This is especially true when done with vigor and malice.

Man, those bikers really gave those punks the hippo stomp!

by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016

hippy johnson

A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."

"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."

by Jude-O November 5, 2017

Henrietta R. Hippo

A name for the Queen of England as suggested by Homer Simpson from "The Simpsons"

Homer: This woman however, is an imposter! Her luggage is inscribed "H.R.H."- which means her real name must be Henrietta R. Hippo!

Lisa: Why did you let him be his own barrister?

Marge: What difference could it make? He hit the friggin' queen!

by mr. carmak's new car February 26, 2011

Ocean Hippy

Ocean Hippies are "Surfer Hipsters" that have been adopted into regular society by means of genetic dilution, natural selection, changes in popular culture, and migration from coastal regions. Typically caucasian male between the ages of 12-30. It is neither surfer or hippy, as it does not need to be vegetarian or require a constant supply of narcotics to sustain life. Ocean hippies typically do not realize the absence of the ocean until late into their maturity, but by then the genes have stabilized. Generally imaginitive creatures. Studies have shown constant smiling to be a common trait. Capable of reciting some information and responding to conversation. This is not to be confused with actual intelligence as the O.H. does not know what it is saying and will have no recollection of the event. Usually seen walking around alone, almost in a daze, attempting to find something to keep its attention active. To the untrained eye some would think it to be independant and have individualist tendancies, but infact the specimen is unaware of its surroundings. It may also believe itself to be contributing to society, when in reality, it is a danger to itself and to the people around it, both physically and influentially. Having this personality become a fad among North American popular culture would have devastating effects on the economy.

That’s my very distant cousin Cody, he’s such an ocean hippy.

by TheBigZamboni June 16, 2018

Flag Hippo

A magical hippo inspired by comedian Tim Vine that has the ability to point out flags (rather unsuccesfully) on a poster with flags on it

Crowd : 'FLAG HIPPO! FLAG HIPPO!'

(FH enters stage)

Tim Vine :'Which one's Canada?'

(FH points randomly at poster)

TV:'Which one's Bulgaria?'

(FH points randomly at poster) etc.

by EmJay Jordan August 26, 2011