hobknocker

someone who knocks your hobs

fuck you jerry Seinfeld you hobknocker you fucked my wife

by bigtiddykim March 4, 2017

Hobknocker

1. A person who 'rapes' or molests' animals.

2. Someone who hits you in the face with thier penis.

1. Carly: Oh he's so cute!

Wade C.: You are all a bunch of hobknockers!

(as seen on Icarly)

2. Devin: Dude! Wtf, you hobknocker.

by inuyasha gurl Aka ashton August 7, 2009

hobknocker sucker

When a hobknocker goes to hit someone in the face with his penis but before he can do it someone sucks his dick. Usually the hobknocker shouts ''HOBKNOCKER SUCKER.'' and then passes out.

I was walking down a street, peacefully until a hobknocker sucker was in sight I then ran home.

It was 2am.....

by Zer0sec November 10, 2019

lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.

That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.

by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.

That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.

by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

hobknocker

To hit someone in the face with the penis.

He was a real hobknocker!

by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 23, 2009

Hobknockery

The action of having sexual relations with your pets.

I've had enough of this hobknockery! Leave your pets alone you hobknocker!

by SamLayyJulie October 18, 2010