King Hilling

When you and your squad are having a drinking session for an extended period of time and you remain in the same position without having to move. Term is coined from the opening credits of the cartoon King of the Hill

Me and the boys were so well parked last night we ended up King Hilling for 3 or 4 hours

by A King Hiller July 12, 2016

Boner Hiding Apparatus

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.

"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."

by Guyp3 January 24, 2013

Hipling

A young wanna be hipster, usually spotted at the nearest indie band concert and or coffee shop. This teen most likely has little to no knowlede of the band tee they are currently wearing. They are the new generation of fake music lovers who just want to seem cool and misunderstood.

bob: hey man! wanna go to the Bastille concert?
jack: no thanks bro. there will be too many hiplings.

by errrrrrin May 2, 2014

Wacky Hijinks

A term that is generally used to describe children's movies that rely on slapstick or lowbrow humor instead of a plot, if even one intended for children. Examples include fart jokes, bumbling bad guys, gratuitous nut shots and extreme overacting to play up any of the above.

That "family" movie was nothing but childish wacky hijinks.

by MushroomBrew April 1, 2019

hijinkery

(n.) - The appropriate, plural form of on-going hijinks. One may commit a hijink, but one participates in hijinkery.

Formally, hijinkery is any set of playful, frivolous efforts to enliven day-to-day routine through extraordinary or unusual events.

"It should be quite an exciting road trip - between the giant panda costumes and vats of mayonnaise, much hijinkery is in store!"

by pseudonymina June 4, 2009

Hiding Behind The Rice

Acting as a pussy nigga

That nigga was hiding behind the rice when he wouldn’t fight me.

by RealTakashiNigga December 7, 2018

y'all niggas hiring

when you be asking some companies if they're hiring but in a slang way.
This is famous in Vine and it's sort of a joke that can end up in a fight

"-Yo, is y'all niggas fuckin' hiring?
-get the fuck out of here"

"-is y'all niggas hiring?
-hmm let me check tho"

by Memeoxdxd December 16, 2015