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Hecatomb

A former popular card game with its distinctive 5 sided cards. The game is about using all these monsters and upgrades, kinda like the asshat Pokemon trading card game. The scenario of the game is that you are a warlock, overlord, wizard, meathead, etc. trying to bring around the end of the earth, as was attempted by loser high-school kids around the globe with their shit card games. To win you must gain 20 souls in total through battle. It has a unique game structure, by having upgrades given to the 'insert monster name here'.It went all to shit when sales went down. Now they are available for discount, as was mentioned by this weird guy i know.
Kid 1: "Hey I got a starter set of Hecatomb!"
Kid 2: "Heca-what?"
Kid 1: "Hecatomb!"
(long akward pause)
Kid 2: "Instead of playing with your little you-gay-oh cards, why don't you try to get aids. All the cool kids do it."
Kid 1: "Okay!"
(proceeds to get aids)
by WRYYYYYYY November 9, 2008
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hekatommyriagon

a polygon with a million sides. no for real. one million sides. also known as a circle
WinchesterSnapDragonMcfistycuffs: Sup?
Bob: Nothing much. Just put my cock in my girls hekatommyriagon... who says a you can't fit a round peg into a hekatommyriagon hole?
by PimpMaster Solo Flex July 3, 2011
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Heatomattress

Da most freshest heated an cooled mattress to make u sleep like a playa- to hot? Put on the ac - shivering like a peasant? Blast that heat- u ant Eva gonna sleep no where else , ya feel me- heatomattress make u sleep like a playa
Hey Cassidy how that heatomattress feel fo u baby-

Cassidy: I done slept good like a baby. Uz a genius for real
by Liquid42 October 13, 2017
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Hematomato

A swelling of a size of a tomato at any part of body which consist of blood, swelling of blood
The hematomato was a complication from the surgical procedure.

Due to his injury, he suffered a hematomato over his left thigh
by Medstuff May 18, 2023
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aural hematomas

When you are fucking someone anally who is wearing doorknocker earrings. You grab them and pull back and forth as fast as you can making their ears swell up. Sometimes resulting in a pink ear.
Josh: "Haha me and Jen were doing it doggy style last night when i noticed she was wearing her door knockers, So i grabbed and yanked them side to side"
Zack: "Haha nice classic aural hematomas right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... here ears swelled up and turned all pink it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."
by CCB19 July 6, 2010
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coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person
shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!
by bruhmomentlife69 April 29, 2022
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Fupal Hematoma

1.) The resultant injury of a frog knuckle to the fupa. 2.) The mouse-sized lump that shows up on the Butt in Front (BIF) following a failed act of self-love on a stationary bike.
Big Rosie wouldn't move, so Lil Chrissy popped her in the not-knot and left her with a *fupal hematoma* that looked like a Kermit kiss on her Miss Piggy
by Dubdeuce April 4, 2023
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