Hurker

A large backyard bonfire, typically surrounded by family, friends and libations.

SAVE THE DATE

This coming Friday, the 19th, Gary n Robin will be in town. They are staying at Steve's Thu and Fri night.

There will be a Kratz Hurker starting at dusk.

by Head Krate July 14, 2019

Herkimer High School

Welcome to Herkimer High school located in the rapidly financially declining Herkimer New York. As you walk into this high school you have a good chance of catching a fight in one of our extremely crowded hallways. As you walk into one of our bathrooms you will automatically be hit my the smell of mango juul pods and diarrhea from the school lunches. When you open your stalls you will most likely see at least 5 kids crowded over a toilet doing hardcore drugs. You can meet our staff when you walk into their classrooms and see them having full blown mental breakdowns due to the many idiotic students at Herkimer where many think bullying is a form of humor. You have a good chance of being harassed by many of the students or even flat out ignored by the staff when you ask for help. You will most likely be screwed over by their horrible education system. You will meet many of the teachers who cannot either teach or let alone get along with the students. The wonderful people running the school seem to ignore the requests of the firing of these teachers because they’re too worried of losing money rather than their students well being. Anyway welcome to Herkimer High school where many dreams come to die!

You’re from Herkimer High school wow you must be retarded!

by I<3NewYork July 19, 2019

Herk

Herk is a quality or state of being Herk, or an act or idea that exhibits properties of being stupid.6 In a character study of "The Herk" attributed to the Greek philosopher Theophrastus (c. 371 – c. 287 BC), herk was defined as "mental slowness in speech or action". The modern English word "herk" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating). It can either imply a congenital lack of capacity for reasoning, or a temporary state of daze, or slow-mindedness.

"You really herked that up Karen!", "He is so herk that he can only sign his name with a crayon!", "What a fucking herk, he doesn't know what 2+2 is!"

by Herkalicious October 2, 2018

herky derk

to receive intimate, passionate, and/or erotic favors from one's sneaky link all while doing cartwheels like Fergie during the National Anthem.

I wish Bree from Lab Rats would herky derk me.

by abby (abster) November 23, 2022

Hurkin

Something bigger than normal. Larger than expected. Outrageous size

Are you going to eat that whole steak? That thing is HURKIN!

by Bill Doty November 8, 2004

heuristic

As an adjective, heuristic (pronounced from the Greek "heuriskein" meaning "to discover") pertains to the process of gaining knowledge or some desired result by intelligent guesswork rather than by following some preestablished formula. (Heuristic can be contrasted with algorithmic.)

a heuristic is a specific rule-of-thumb or argument derived from experience

by DL September 13, 2004

hurkey

A "hurkey" is a jump where one extended leg goes in front of you and one extended leg goes behind you.

Josh scored at football and did a hurkey.

by marco1 June 11, 2006