helping herself to a snack

the natural phenomenon occurs when a female fellates a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver.

After Turbo-Dave passed out on the couch, he awoke to see
Janet helping herself to a snack.
Here's the play by play
Turbo Dave: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Janet: "Mmmmm slurp slurp"
TD: "ZZZ..Whaaaa?"
J: "Slurp slurp mmmm"
TD: "I'll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!"
J: "Mmmm slurp slurp *gulp* slurp"

by DJ D-Rail August 7, 2006

Digging herself out

When a girl fingers herself.

Wow, that porn star is really digging herself out.

by Snaidraug Eht November 6, 2011

playing dj hero with herself

when a girl masturbates and uses the motion of a dj as a way to masturbate,THUS playing dj hero with herself.

Guy 1: dude,she won't answer the phone!
Guy 2:maybe she's playing dj hero with herself. heheheh.

by thatmetalhead January 25, 2011

drank herself ugly

A woman who is a barfly who drinks alcohol excessively over a long period of time and her beauty deteriorates more rapidly than by natural aging. Another sister phrase is to 'Smoke herself ugly" for a woman who smokes meth and her beauty deteriorates more rapidly than by natural aging.

"Man, that Bitch done drank herself ugly for sure!"

"Man, that Bitch done smoked herself ugly for sure!"

by Abzeichen October 1, 2013

Loving herself

When a girl needs a break from one’s relationship because they don’t have love for herself actually means that she fell out of love with you and no longer wants to be with you and after you guys split up she will look for something to that fits her temporary want and needs.long story short loving herself is another guy. Once she takes that break to love herself just notice how the only thing that changed was the guy

“Me and my girl are on a break idk she said she needs time “loving herself.”

by EveryFuckingTime January 12, 2022

Pissed herself

Pissing outside of her one pant.

The child pissed herself and wept due to she pissed inside her double dark blue line undies that where still on.

by Fendzs November 18, 2022

discover herself

To "become the party" 304,
to embody the spirit of debauchery,
to get possessed by lust.
Identifying with the archetypal vices,
the seven deadly sins,
awakening the bestial urges.
To shed the restraints of morality
by becoming nearly unconscious
through chemicals
and by seeking overwhelming
sexual & sensual stimuli.
THAT is what she means when she says she wants to __.
Subsequent pair-bonding ability typically impaired afterward.

"This committed relationship is too stifling. I want to discover myself by traveling alone through Europe."
"That gang of Albanians in Italy helped her discover herself

by J.R., PhD, MD, PsyD, Esq. December 27, 2024