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Aural Herpes

Aural Herpes occurs when a song gets stuck in your head, goes away, and then comes back. Once infected, the song remains in the head for life, with outbreaks occurring from time to time. While there is no known cure for aural herpes, outbreaks can be treated, usually by listening to music.
Katy Perry is a common strain of Aural Herpes.
by wesa23519 September 4, 2011
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Oral Herpes

Oral herpes is an infection of the mouth and lips of the herpes virus.
Adam Nardo got oral herpes from making out with Robb Lane.
by Archiepooh March 19, 2011
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ghost herpes

The paranoid itch you get on your privates when you didn't use a condom
I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes

Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes
by cdafox September 22, 2009
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mario herpes

The storm cloud in Mario Kart Wii which shrinks the user and can be passed between cars simply by bumping into each other.
Shit, I thought it was cool driving with Peach, but all I ended up with was last place and mario herpes.
by Biggie Smalls for mayor February 21, 2009
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Voodoo Herps

1.Noun: Voodoo Herps
Basically a Herps* that's trying to do witchcraft, voodoo, brujeria, ect.

*Noun: Herps
An insane female with herpes and is obsessed with an ex. Usually under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Also does witchcraft on friends without their knowledge. Avoid a herps at all costs. Will most likely be found in goth clubs.

2.Noun: Voodoo Herps
Something you put all blame on when something unfortunate happen.
Examples:

1.Noun:

Looks like voodoo herps is doing her brujeria on her friends again.

2.Noun:

*Spills drink on table*
Fucking voodoo herps!
by Skull5 April 16, 2019
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relationship herpes

A toxic, viral relationship that infects you at the most inopportune moments, ugly and painful. It can affect all future relationships. The only known cure is death of the host or the virus. Whichever comes first
Hey dude, did you just run into your ex?

Yeah, my relationship herpes acted up. Ruined my dinner...
by kacz January 2, 2014
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poss got the gen herps

Abbreviation for "I possibly have genital herpes." Can be serious or used as an excuse to not sleep with a less desirable mate.
Buddy: "Dude please tell me you stayed away from Sophie"
Victim: "She tried her best, but I told her I poss got the gen herps and problem solved"

Example 2
"Poss got the gen herps, 'sults in 'morrow"
"Told you not to get with Sophie"
by PossPossNot March 21, 2010
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