Hepster

The original word for hipster; a devotee of jazz.

20's slang
v. being hip

Also, hep-cat.

"Hey, did you hear Louis Armstrong's new record?"
"Yeah, cat! He's got the chops!"
"We're such hepsters"

by Popmadon June 29, 2013

Harvester Of Sorrow

Probably one of the heaviest numbers known to man. Its about a guy who works a Nine to Five life and then one day snaps and kills every one in his office.

Gee I hope Karen doesnt snap and get all harvester Of Sorrow on my ass one day

by UnforgivenHarvester February 7, 2010

herpette

Same as herpina.

Meta name for a female in comix on memebase and reddit. Origin is feminized form of "Herp"

I derped the herpette after herpina turned me down.

by maschinetheist December 23, 2011

herpaslerp

When Someone wraps his dick in toilet paper and shoves it in a goat that craves mineral while speaking like a hindu

Wow yesterday Nick herpaslerped with Marco and two goats. I posted a link earlier

by Shhshshsha December 26, 2014

Hempster

(Noun) Anyone who is stricken with an infatuation and respect for hemp because of its ecological and economical potential to promote sustainability of life in the future and quell the human induced ecocide that Big Cotton and Big Petroleum are at large for unleashing at the dawn of the modern industrial era.

Bernie Sanders and Ron Paul seem to think that the introduction of hemp into our industries could save the world by ushering out the monopolistic and polluting industries which have been destroying our planet and taking our money for more than 200 years! What a couple of hempsters!

by skatersmurf December 29, 2015

Herbster

slang phrase for pervert or creep.

Charlie is a big time Herbster at the gym.

by Svetlana Svetikova fan February 4, 2022

Reverse Combine Harvester

A Bristolian sexual act whereby the man is upside-down on his shoulders pushing his erect penis forward so that it is pointing towards the ceiling through his legs.
The female sits in a seated position on the man and leans as far forward as possible creating a kind of circular shape (the harvester).
The man after harvesting for some time then proceeds to push a turd from his anus, the perfect consistency is loose and bitty to mimic the spreading of the seed after the harvest.

ark at eee mind, him an is' missus only gone and dun a reverse combine harvester last night mind.

by TheTractorLover December 10, 2012