Someone (girl or boy), usually in the Print world, who is absolutely obsessed with Typography. Helvetica and probably only 5 other fonts are this persons LIFE. Definately owns the movie "Helvetica" and has watched it over and over again. Definately walks around with "clever" t-shirts with inside font jokes. This person can just look at a font and tell you it's exact name, how many times it's been over-used and how bad of a person you are for even considering it.
Oh, my god. When will this kid just shut up.. He's constantly yappin about this ad and that ad and how bad the type is in. What a fuckin Helvetifag.
by TimmyT28 October 2, 2009
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by Joel Helenius October 29, 2003
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by Sirki June 11, 2006
Get the helvete mug.1. A situation that can arise from improper handling of the element intelligent Calcium (I-Calcium). I suggest you consult the Health and Safety Executive for guidelines. Originating from the series Look Around You blants.
2. Helvetica is a font also known as Arial. There is some confunkledness over the name and origination of this font resulting in an Helvetica Scenario.
2. Helvetica is a font also known as Arial. There is some confunkledness over the name and origination of this font resulting in an Helvetica Scenario.
The German physicist Wilhelm Thomason dedicated to his life to research of the Helvetica Scenario.
(Thanks, House of Steel, theel)
(Thanks, House of Steel, theel)
by Moogyboobles May 15, 2005
Get the Helvetica Scenario mug.Perhaps the best font ever, Helvetica is admired for its modernist, neutral design. It has been copied many times, in Arial, Swiss 721, and Univers 95.
by Cosman246 April 2, 2011
Get the Helvetica mug.a. A dual wielded word consisting of "Helvete" the Norwegian word for "Hell" and "Sturm" the German word for "Storm." Translated as Hellstorm.
b. A most Kvlt badass Black Metal warrior who wears corpse paint and fucks all dead virgin corpses because, dead girls don't say no...you wish you were him.
b. A most Kvlt badass Black Metal warrior who wears corpse paint and fucks all dead virgin corpses because, dead girls don't say no...you wish you were him.
Dude 1: "Did you see that guy last night at the show? It looked like he stole part of the soul of the fat dude in the crowd.
Dude 2: "I know, he scared the shit out of me too. He was a total Helvetesturm."
Dude 2: "I know, he scared the shit out of me too. He was a total Helvetesturm."
by Helvetesturm October 22, 2013
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