roman helmut

The act of placing your testicles over a girls eyes and laying your penis down the length of her nose.

I gave her a Roman Helmut last nite..

by DPM March 1, 2004

Helmut

Someone who gives without asking for anything in return. Never thinks that the little things he does for people are such a big thing to them. Outspoken and occasionally says things without thinking. Gentle and kind but dont piss him off. Payback is a bitch.

everybody should have a friend like Helmut

by ohbigonekenobie February 4, 2010

gladiator Helmut

Putting your balls on someone's eyes and laying your cock across the length of their nose, thus creating a gladiator helmut

I put my cock and balls on your face and it looks like a gladiator helmut

by Kronik September 25, 2003

Gutter Helmut

A German term (Hence Helmut) used to describe the foreskin on the penis; covering the gutter for which the penis cheese is harvested.

King Nectars got a lot of penis cheese hidden behind that gutter helmut.

by Stickman Straw December 19, 2004

Glitter Helmut

First, inconspicuously dunk your teabag into a bowl of fresh glitter; next, drag your sparkling alligator skin bag from the left temple across the forehead, finishing at the right temple

He was out cold, so we all took turns applying a fresh glitter helmut

by Big D-Newport February 18, 2020

purple helmut

The head of a penis. The knob, the top of a skin bishop. Spear and magic purple helmut.

Your purple helmut was swollen from excessive tugging. Spear and magic purlple helmut were ready for action.

by Le Pickle Le Kisser February 22, 2007

Helmüt

The head of a penis; shaped, weighted and battered like an old army helmet

Linz: Wow what a wierd penis
Rob: Yes I have a large Helmüt

by Linz_nffc February 17, 2008