hellascrunkface

What happens after drinking copious amounts of pernicious liquors causing one to not know the difference between the floor and the ceiling.

What up, cuz? Wasn't that party last night off the hinges of the door?
F yes. I had my hellascrunkface on. It was ridonkadonk. Have you seen my pants?

by elenifourneni April 24, 2006

hellastorm

A disturbance of the atmosphere marked by hellawind and hellarain, occurring in the Northern area of California. Also known simply as "rain" by the rest of the United States.

People were kayaking in the Safeway parking lot during that hellastorm.

by Supercallafrajalistic December 13, 2014

Hellasuperfine&sexy

Someone who is extremely fine.

Lil'babyJenn is Hellasuperfine&sexy.

by J Tav April 9, 2008

hell ass balls

A string of expletives used in place of fuck or hell to generate various amusing results.

Hans: Look! They have a playground at our hotel! We should play monkey in the sand!

Ben: What the hell ass balls is monkey in the sand?

by Fordskis October 21, 2013

heliassam

You wan't to get ya self a Heliassam for sure. They are great in bed, I mean like DAMNNNN. Heliassam's are also very kind and loyal. Usually have pretty light brown eyes and dark hair. He's probably Dominican too. If ya lucky enough to find one, keep that boy.

Yoooo girl Heliassam got that good dick.

by White Bitch kinda July 12, 2017

hellasexual

Someone who finds only men and women from Northern California to be sexually attractive

Shirley secretly watches janky porn from Sacramento. She's closeted and doesn't want her parents to know that she's a hellasexual.

by JamsToSinitta October 27, 2010

Hellas

Hellas, or Έλλας, is the Hellenic name for the region more commonly known as Greece, which is anglicized from the the name the Barbaroi Romaioi used, Graecia. Historically, Hellas was a disunified region due to its mountainous region, creating diversity and of course, fighting that made them manly enough so that Megas Alexandros could use some of them alongside his Makedonian Greeks in smashing the PERSAI. Although the Diadochoi power wasn't in Mainland Hellas, Hellas there was still known for the FIRST ZOO in the world (even the term Zoo is derived from ζωον, meaning animals) as well as some of the largest ships in ancient history (Zheng He and his treasure ships would have to wait one and three fifths of a millenia), as well as the invention of many war machines such as the lithoboloi and the katapeltai (katapeltai first indicated in Syrakousai, a Hellenic city in Trinakrie). Hellas' most important contribution to the modern world is that it defended democracy by buttwhooping the Italians under Mussolini, and delaying the Nazis enough to get General Winter activated to freeze Nazi ass, even though the leader of Hellas was Fascist himself.

Detractors of Hellenes, largely the Skopioi, say Hellass (ironically revering the actual name rather than using the name defiled by the ROMAIOI) because they envy the Hellenic contributions of the world: The Skopioi didn't have a republic in the 19th century!

ΖΗΤΩ Ή ΈΛΛΑΣ! (Zeto he Hellas!)
Long live Greece!

Hellas invented Lithoboloi. Rome invented orgies.

by HellasFTW December 20, 2010