Hell no, Linda

The response you give to a nosey person who's always asking dumb questions about your sex life

Linda: Have you been a good girl lately?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've been riding dick unicycles on the daily

Interviewer: Are you willing to work nights and weekends?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, nights and weekends are reserved for dick unicycles

by AuntCarrie143 May 2, 2018

hell no; please

Basically this means "no way" with an extra "please" on the end for good measure. Supposedly said by Mr. T, but I can't remember.

Hey lets jump that dumpster in a pedalo!!!
Hell no; please!!!

by Ezra McKenzie November 7, 2006

HELL NO! WE WON'T GO!

How one should reply to a newfag who thinks the internet is is personal army.

>My girlfriend cheated on me. Her number is 555-555-5555 and her e-mail is [e-mail]. Do your worst.

>HELL NO! WE WON'T GO!

by mf10 March 12, 2009

hell no this is not a phase you whould use

so don't use this phrase, THE PHRASE SAYS DON'T USE THIS PHRASE

just don't.

Person 1: hi
person 2: HELLO
Person 1: hell no this is not a phase you whould use

by MIntysharky12345 November 21, 2020

Oh Hell No!

Absolutely unacceptable, mixed with outrage directed toward the question.

-"Would you ever go out with your ex again?"
-"Oh Hell No!!!"

by AtinMando February 4, 2009

aw hell no

absolutely not

Aw hell no. I could get caught.

by Mishu Rahman December 17, 2008

naw hell no

Absolutely not. In the words of DJ Manolides.

-Hey Manolidez, can ya pick me up??
-Naw HELL no bish, I'm goin' to tha clubz! Jeah!

by DJ Manolides April 1, 2003