Hector Brown

The hue of brown between Pooh brown and Shit Brown.

My crap last night was Hector brown.

by Hector’s Mom April 8, 2023

Hectism

The age old philosophy which dictates the principles of being hectic. A fine art that requires decades of frequent acts of being hectic.
True hectism can only be attained by a select few.
Hectism also entails a blatant disregard for social acceptability.

Person 1: Man, lately I've been feeling as though something is lacking in my life.
Person 2: Have you tried undertaking studies in the ways of Hectism?
Person 1: I have not.
Person stroking their pet raccoon and drinking whiskey from the skull of a grizzly: I have.
Person 2 : Hectic.

by Hecklers June 20, 2011

Hector Barbossa

He's a pirate, scallywag, and a captain. He can be evil and cruel on the outside but inside he's charming and a gentleman.

You better love Hector Barbossa or your a crazy!

by lovesbarbossa August 1, 2017

hectosis

hectosis is the state of mind you are in when you have had a smoke and EVERY THING you try to do is too hectic.

hectosis is Driving to the shop to get munchies... well hectic

by Ian walker February 4, 2008

Pull a hector

Pulling a hector is the act of leaving the meeting/classroom when the teacher asks you a question.

Teacher: Billy, where does the apostrophe go in the word ''they're''?
Student: *pull a hector*

by _nevergonnagiveyouup__ October 18, 2021

Lord Hector Diono™

A music renaissance man, an Afro American Jewish underground Hip Hop recording artist best known for pioneering the genre of hip hop music called "Cell Block Muzic" and "Hec Hop".A film director best known for an online documentary released in mid 2011 entitled " God Of The Goons". A rapper best known for international CD singles released by Def Jam Digital Music i.e. "King Kong", "One More line", "Whip it Raw", "Eastside Microphone. and "The Blame Song

This is a Lord Hector Diono™ presentation.

by Adam Glassen September 14, 2011

Hector

Hector is the sexiest man alive. Every girl wishes there was a hector in their life just to fuck every five seconds. He has a huge dick and knows how to make a girl wet. U see him in the hallway and u just wanna drop to ur knees. Every girl fights over hector. He is very rough in bed and will make a girls eyes roll back so they can see their brains.

Girl 1: Wow. Hector is a daddy

Girl 2: I know. I just fucked him in my friends car and left a stain...

by Smells like peaches October 16, 2017